The Trouble with Fuzzwonker Fizz by Patrick Carman

Author:Patrick Carman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2016-01-18T05:00:00+00:00

“You gotta be kidding me,” I said.

“Harold! Did you hear what I said?” Miss Yoobler boomed.

And that was when Floyd let loose with a huge Fuzzwonker Fizz burp.

“BBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAOOOOEEE—”

The room shook like an earthquake had just struck.

“EEEAAAAAAARRRRR—”

A picture fell off the wall.

“UUUUAAARRRCCHHHRRRAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!”

Finally, after sixteen seconds, Floyd’s burp ended. I was facing away from the class, so they all thought it was me. He smiled happily and I stuffed him in my pocket. The class cheered and laughed.

“Everyone back to your desks! We’ve got math to learn!” Miss Yoobler said.

Garvin watched me like a hawk. It was another ten minutes before I could safely transfer Floyd from my pocket to my backpack. I made a mental note to bring comic books the next day so Floyd would have something to do. And to never, ever—under any circumstances—bring Fuzzwonker Fizz to school.

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